Bob Barker & Me: Life in Cell Block 7 is a new non-fiction book written by three unlikely cellmates in Cell Block 7 in the Ada County Idaho Jail.
William M. Windsor, Joshua P. Hooker, and Alex T. Gibson had never met, came from totally different walks of life and generations, but they became fast friends and wrote as they spent 35 days together in a 240-square foot cell in what amounted to maximum security in jail in Boise Idaho!
The book will be available soon on Amazon.com…
Bill Windsor wrote three final chapters from the Missoula County Detention Center. “The Tail of Three Jails,” “My Cellmate Thinks HeShe’s Bruce Jenner,” and “Two-Faced.”
The book is presented as a series of usually short, hopefully witty stories by Bill Windsor and funny poetry by Joshua Hooker and Alex Gibson. It was designed to be a humorous look at the life of men behind bars… with a powerful message about injustice, corruption, and violation of Constitutional Rights.
Bill Windsor chose to share one chapter with his friends. It is not typical content from the book in that the only thing even slightly funny is the knife anecdote. But this will likely be the last chapter in “Bob Barker And Me: Life in Cell Block 7.”
Bill Windsor shared this with a couple of his Montana jailhouse friends, and one commented that he can’t wait for Glen Beck to read it. Bill hopes one of you will send it to him.
Without further adieu, here’s “Two-Faced.”
by William M. Windsor
As I sit at my 20-inch by 30-inch slab of iron called a desk, perched on an 11-inch shiny disc of stainless steel called a stool, I do enjoy gazing at the whitewashed wall where Bob Barker’s Maximum Security Toothpaste holds two photographs of the two most important people in the world.
I last had contact with “Maddie” when she was 10. She would soon become a teenager. We were especially close.
“Pogo” was four when I was last able to communicate with her. She would turn 7 in a few months. I have a recurring nightmare that she won’t remember me.
I love these girls more than I could ever express in words you could find in a dictionary. I would always tell them: “I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!”
Their grandmother and mother took my precious granddaughters out of my life because they are afraid that Sean Boushie or one of the other members of the Joeyisalittlekid Gang will kill them.
I have never committed a crime. I have been in The Can for 134 days because people who are supposed to enforce the law for a living routinely violate it because they can.
I don’t believe I ever had a cross word with my daughter in 40 years. My now ex-wife and I were married for 42 years. I believe it was as close to a perfect marriage as one can get. She only threw a knife at me once. (It was actually a wooden spoon.) She missed. That was 1973.
When I was originally put in jail for the first time in my life in Ellis County Texas at the ripe young age of 66, I knew only two phone numbers — my ex-wife and my 37-year-old son. I helped him turn his little business into a big business and him into a multimillionaire. I was always there for him, as I was for my daughter.
I’m sure I called my ex-wife and son at least a dozen times each from the jail where Sean Boushie, Casey P. Hargrove, *****, Judge John W. Larson, Judge Karen Townsend, Deputy Missoula County Attorney Jennifer Clark, Crack Legal Intern Tyler Dugger, Missoula Police Department Detective Chris Shermer, and Ellis County Texas District Attorney Patrick Wilson unlawfully put me. Neither my ex-wife nor my son ever took my call. I will never speak with them again.
Talk about a feeling that I hope my granddaughters never feel — total desperation. My once-loved-ones left me completely alone in jail. I sat there and had no way to contact anyone else. I’m sure I would have cried my eyes out if I hadn’t been in the people-filled Booking Department “waiting room” in the busy Ellis County Texas Jail. Jam-packed with people charged with victimless crimes.
While this book is filled with a witty and humorous look at life behind bars, reality is that there is little that’s funny about being in jail.
I have three siblings. Two of them have had no contact with me since I was jailed. Thank Heavens for my sister, alias Cheryl, as she has been a lifesaver for me. And she managed to get two photographs of my two precious granddaughters. Two giant holes in my heart. Two people who I used to love who wouldn’t even answer a desperate cry for help from jail. Two children and two siblings who have disowned me.
I am far from alone. Lucky are the few who have found themselves behind bars and have not experienced the Two Faces.
“If there is anyone in America who feels they are assured of justice when they walk into a courtroom anywhere in our country, they are sorely mistaken.” Those were the words of retired Federal Judge Mary Elizabeth Bullock when I filmed her for the documentary, Lawless America. That’s where we live.
Our country has become two-faced. Many in government, law enforcement, the judiciary, the legal system, and the penal system pretend they are working for us. But what they really care about is themselves.
Two-Faced. That’s what we’ve become stuck with in Lawless America.
Copyright 2015 – 2022, Whistleblower Productions — www.BobBarkerAndMe.com.
The book is Rated R as it was written in jailhouse language. To say there are a lot of F words in the book would be a gross understatement. The beginning of the book has a WARNING page about the expletives not deleted. The book has other unusual aspects to it, such as a Glossary at the start of the book. Jail life is filled with terms that mean nothing to those who haven’t had the experience. Lots of acronyms. So, terms like ChoMo, Panter, pass, hole, pole, sperm surfer, and the like are all explained right up front. The book has Chapter 1 Bill W’s Story…but it isn’t the first chapter. You have to be an alcoholic or know one well to understand this. Bill W(indsor) doesn’t drink, but as Chapter 1 of the Alcoholics Anonymous Book is Bill W’s Story, the guys couldn’t resist.
Some of the chapter titles are Bob Barker & Me; Code Brown; I need a Pole; Eat, Drink, Pee, Poo; Grievance to Nowhere; Seven Day Soup; Fresh Meat; My Bin Runneth Over; Commissary Heaven; She’d be a 3 on the Outside, but She’s an 8 to Me; Family…What Family; Money on My Books; Death by Fart; Flossless in Boise; $5 Staple; Gonads & Strife; Plea No Bargain; Yes, I’m a Public Pretender; Tightie Whities for a Week; Showering with Strangers Sh*tting with Friends; and many that Bill Windsor would rather not have printed here because they are quite foul in name.
The book will initially be sold on Amazon.com. When it hits the New York Times Best Seller List, it will surely be sold in brick-and-mortar bookstores, too. The cover of the book has a bright yellow banner at the top that proclaims “Over 5 Million Copies Sold.” In tiny type beneath “Sold,” it says “in our dreams.” The website is www.BobBarkerAndMe.com.
If you haven’t had the pleasure of spending time in The Stockade, you are probably wondering about Bob Barker. The word in every jail is that THE Bob Barker of “The Price is Right” happens to be by far the largest supplier of products used in jails and prisons! But, as with many things that you hear in jail, it isn’t THE Bob Barker, it’s A Bob Barker from Apex, North Carolina. He’s seen the movie “Happy Gilmore,” but that is as close as he has been to THE Bob Barker as best we know.
William M. Windsor’s new email address is email@example.com. Keep them cards and letters comin’ in.
Lawless America. That’s where we live.
Bill Windsor set out to film a movie exposing government, judicial, and law enforcement corruption. He traveled to every state (except Alaska), and he filmed over 750 stories of corruption and has thousands more who wanted to be filmed. Evil people, some working for various government entities and committing crimes, set out to destroy Bill Windsor and the movie, Lawless America. Bill Windsor has been defamed online in the largest case of defamation in U.S. history. His life has been threatened many times. A University of Montana employee, Sean Boushie, attempted to murder Bill Windsor. Sean Boushie then falsely claimed that Bill stalked him, threatened him with a gun, and a host of other lies. Corrupt courts gave Sean Boushie a Temporary Order of Protection. It expired on September 16, 2013, but corrupt Montana and Texas folks pretended it still existed, and a bench warrant was issued for unsuspecting Bill.
Bill Windsor was put into the Ellis County Texas Jail illegally for 53 days as a political prisoner — held for extradition. William M. Windsor was then unlawfully held in the Ada County Idaho Jail for 35 days and then illegally handed over to two Missoula County Montana Sheriff’s Deputies on March 25, 2015. He was held there for 46 days (a grand total of 134 days behind bars). He escaped (on bond) at 11:30 am on May 9, 2015.
The State of Montana filed five criminal charges against William M. Windsor for sending a Tweet, publishing the University of Montana employee’s name (the would-be killer Sean Boushie) four times, sending a legal notice email to a University of Montana attorney, and filming the movie and the pilot for a TV show that will expose Montana as the most corrupt state in the country. “Law enforcement” had LawlessAmerica.com removed from the Internet. LawlessAmerica.com contains over 2,000 articles exposing corruption. Bill Windsor worked with a friendly offshore hosting company to return the website to the Internet outside the clutches of American evildoers. He wasn’t so lucky when Facebook removed the movie page falsely claiming it promoted nudity, pornography, and solicitation of sex … or when AT&T canceled the email that he used on everything related to the movie for years falsely claiming he violated their Terms of Service.
Contact Bill Windsor at Bill@BillWindsor.com – www.LawlessAmerica.com — www.facebook.com/billwindsor1 – www.youtube.com/lawlessamerica — www.imdb.com/title/tt2337260/ — www.twitter.com/lawlessamerica — www.BillWindsor.com
If you don’t know the story of Bill Windsor‘s illegal incarceration, please read it. Part 1 is the background to the story. Part 2 discusses when Bill Windsor was handcuffed and taken to jail from a hearing in a civil suit that he filed against the people who have viciously defamed him in what is the largest case of defamation in U.S. history. Part 3 details early days in jail and attempts to get someone/anyone to help; the conspiracy to keep William M. Windsor in jail begins to come to light. Part 4 covers events from November 26, 2014 through December 2, 2014 as the corruption of Judge Bob Carroll erupts in full bloom. Part 5 introduces Ellis County Texas District Attorney Patrick Wilson as a corrupt district attorney. Part 6 leads to a December 19, 2014 hearing at which Bill Windsor was ordered released by Judge Cindy Ermatinger. Bill Windsor was never arrested, just illegally incarcerated for 53 days — a political prisoner!
If you want to reach Bill Windsor, his home is in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. His email is firstname.lastname@example.org. His phone is confidential for now.
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