Bob Barker And Me – Life in Cell block 7 has now been Published

Bob Barker And Me - Life in Cell block 7 has now been published.
Bill Windsor HAS PUBLISHED BOB BARKER AND ME – LIFE IN CELL BLOCK 7.
The proof copies were received at 2:15 p.m. on September 26, 2023. I immediately approved it for sale.
Bob Barker And Me - Life in Cell Block 7 Published
Buy this book. It is a combination of funny, legally important, and nasty.

Dedications from Bob Barker And Me

For everyone who has ever been locked up.

For everyone who has not yet been locked up.

For all the locker-uppers.

For our one or two friends and family members who didn’t disown us.

 

And to our jail friends, including Miss Connie, Carlos Amador aka Paradise, Zachary Anderson, Cody Barnes, James Boyette aka The Boxer, David Bradshaw, Steven Calder aka The Enforcer, Lejonathan Cox, Greg Deloach, Cristoval Diaz, Brian Eaton, Michael Finch, Julian Fira, Donald Ford, Francisco Garcia, Justin Garcia aka Houston, Arcadio Garza, Michael Gonzales, Lonnie Hall, Michael Harvey, Robert Holland, Chris Horn, Robert Jack, Aaron Jones aka AJ or Lover Boy, Zackery Jones aka Locker, Greg Mason, Billy Mizer, Faustino Montemayor aka Claxton, James Myers aka Cellie, Heath Neitzel, Nicholas Parker, Eugenio Pena aka The Barber, Lonny Ramirez, Matthew Rauen, Bobby Rhodes aka Tank Boss, Benton Skelton, Louis Stocker aka Organized, Amber Vanderzwart, Gustavo Villanueva, Hector Villanueva, Zach,  Robert Davidson aka Jake.  This does not include those who had been released or sent to The Big House, including Jacob Aparicio, Justin Johnston, John Florence, Jamie Ellis, Jordan Brittain, De’Juan Wilson, Aaron Drake, Terrance Marion, Drake Hernandez, Lawrence Murley, Scotty Stewart, Randall Billups, Deputy Thompson, Brian Bain, Dwayne Coble, Cody Willard, John Failing, Ignacio Galvan, TJ, Julian, Maddie, Pogo, Judge Mary Elizabeth Bullock, Tyler, Peeps, Lawless America, John Eric Armstrong, AAA Bail Bonds.

 

The Authors also wish to thank Mark Cuyler, Theresa Cuyler, Kelly Holland Bingaman, Marcia Hester, Flonell Ingram, June Bennett, Teena Colebrook, Bruce Shellenberger, JoAnn Breitling, Writi Dutta, Robert Gettinger, Anita Gail Wade, KD, Rebecca Florence McLaughlin, Billy Shrout, Laura Shrout, Wendy Harper, Dana Holinko, Matt Terwilliger, Dakota, Al Kovacs, State Farm Insurance, Wells Fargo Bank Leesburg Florida Branch, Jessica Diaz, Jerome Wilt, Sherrie Ross, John Eric Armstrong, Barbara Cochran, Dale Cochran, Marcy Scheidler, Bill Scheidler, Tom Kibler, Wanda Dutschmann, Marcie Schreck, Hunter Tyler Schreck, Dr. Alan D. Newman, Dr. Stephanie McRae, Julie Voiselle, First Baptist Church of Leesburg, David Ramos, Janelle Ramos, Little David Ramos, Cory Roberson, Wendi Robinson, Marina Ross,  Jerry Hepperle, Marci Curry, Michael Garrett, Jennifer Garrett, Deanna Day, Microsoft, Adobe, Walker Trailer Sales, Camper’s Inn, Walmart, Publix, Aldi, Sam’s, Stacey Sams, Humana Insurance, Progressive Insurance, Amazon, Centerwell Pharmacy, Great Clips, Kristine Great, Federal Express, U.S. Postal Service, U-Haul, Autozone, Napa. AT&T, Verizon, Mobile Must Have, Texas Tech, Kansas City Chiefs, Dallas Cowboys, Carl Baldwin, Postal Annex, Jersey Mike’s, Olive Garden, Stavro’s Pizza, Chili’s, Dickey’s, Whataburger, Lyft, Goodwill, UPS Store, America’s Got Talent, American Idol, Chicago Med, Chicago Fire, Chicago PD, The Good Doctor, Karen Chandler, Raquel Riverside, Deana Day, Golden Nails, Dollar General, Theresa, Leisha Tringali, Victor Pendroza, Cami Braswell, May Simmons, Susan Estilow, Neva Stevenson, Rose Everett-Martin, Missy Byrd, May Simmons, Tom Kibler, Johnny Panko, Carol S. Streeter, Bruce Johnson, Greg Lawrence, KD, Sherry Ross, Irene Padilla, Greg Lawrence, Martha Simmonds, Sandy Payne, Hugh Akston, Jessie Dilbeck, Lainie Beck, Glen Gibellina, Nasty Johnny Taylor, David Marks, Alberta Rose Jones, Rosanne Marie, Andrew H. Pritchard, Alison Anderson, Karen Robinson, Brenda Bryant, Missy Byrd, FrancisStevens Connie, Mary Deneen, Alee Carrino, Bob Saunders, Katie Publix, and Jerry Senear.

I will update this with the Second Edition.

Bob Barker and Me – Life in Cell Block 7 is now for sale on Amazon.

There are Apes Behind Bars

Buy “BOB BARKER AND ME: Life in Cell Block 7 to read about the Apes Behind Bars in jails and prisons.

Bob Barker & Me: Life in Cell Block 7 is a new non-fiction book written by three unlikely cellmates in Cell Block 7 in the Ada County Idaho Jail

William M. Windsor, Joshua P. Hooker, and Alex T. Gibson had never met, came from totally different walks of life and generations, but they became fast friends and wrote as they spent 35 days together in a 240-square-foot cell in what amounted to maximum security in jail in Boise Idaho! Bob Barker and Me – Life in Cell Block 7 is now for sale on Amazon

Paid Protection in Missoula County Detention Center

Jail Protection

Sydney was one of the people I met when moved to a cell in the Missoula County Detention Center in Missoula, Montana.

Buy “BOB BARKER AND ME: Life in Cell Block 7 to see what it cost me for his protection.  I wasn’t given an option…

Bob Barker & Me: Life in Cell Block 7 is a new non-fiction book written by three unlikely cellmates in Cell Block 7 in the Ada County Idaho Jail.

William M. Windsor, Joshua P. Hooker, and Alex T. Gibson had never met, came from totally different walks of life and generations, but they became fast friends and wrote as they spent 35 days together in a 240-square-foot cell in what amounted to maximum security in jail in Boise Idaho!

Bob Barker & Me: Life in Cell Block 7 is Available now on Amazon.  

Warning about Bob Barker and Me: Life in Cell Block 7

One of several unique aspects of this book is that it begins with a Warning.

WARNING

This book is rated R for filthy, dirty language.  Children and Holy Rollers should not read it.

The word “fuck” is heard behind bars in almost every sentence. “Mother fucker” is used almost as much.  Shit, piss, damn, asshole, butt, dick, cunt and more are as important as pronouns in the wonderful world of prisoners.

Read on if you understand this reality and are at least 18-years-of-age or have been housed in a Fucking Juvenile Facility.

Otherwise, prepare your ad and off this baby on Ebay.

Bob Barker & Me: Life in Cell Block 7 is a new non-fiction book written by three unlikely cellmates in Cell Block 7 in the Ada County Idaho Jail

William M. Windsor, Joshua P. Hooker, and Alex T. Gibson had never met, came from totally different walks of life and generations, but they became fast friends and wrote as they spent 35 days together in a 240-square-foot cell in what amounted to maximum security in jail in Boise Idaho! Bob Barker & Me: Life in Cell Block 7 is now Available now on Amazon.

William Michael Windsor

Not William Michael Windsor

William Michael Windsor is one of the authors of Bob Barker and Me: Life in Cell Block 7.

 

 

 

 

This is not William Michael Windsor, but whoever he is, he’s a handsome dude, and Windsor needed a photo to compete with Alex Gibson.

William Michael Windsor78 will be 75 on 10/02/2023.  He is disabled.  He is not an attorney, but he has studied law basically non-stop for 17 years.

Over the last 14 years, Windsor has assisted over 2,000 people from all 50 states and DC with their problems with INjustice.

He does this for free for those who cannot afford attorneys.  Windsor affectionately calls these people “Nobodies,” because we have no power.

Bill Windsor

These Nobodies are co-authors of this book.

Windsor believes he is the leading authority in the U.S. regarding pro se issues and judicial corruption.

According to various online-reported studies, 63% of the people in courts today cannot afford an attorney.  Many never file, and those who do invariably lose.

Windsor naively thought judges were honest, but it cost him all the money he had to discover federal Judge Orinda D. Evans of the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Georgia was totally corrupt.

Windsor was sued by the people who used to do the boat rides at Niagara Falls.  The entire 2006 sworn under penalty of perjury complaint was false.  Windsor doesn’t have any proof that Judge Orinda D. Evans was paid off, though she may have been.  The bad guys were represented by the largest law firm in Georgia, which was enough.

Those representing themselves have a legal right to do so, but they almost always lose.

Windsor became the most hated man in America by judges because he set out to prove the judicial system is hopelessly corrupt.

He was a multi-millionaire, but judges have stolen all of his money.

He has endured hundreds of death threats and two attempts to murder him.

Bill Windsor MugshotWilliam Michael Windsor has never committed a crime, but he was put in the Ellis County Texas Jail claiming he was being held for Montana.  Missoula Montana is where the man is who has attempted to murder him, Sean Boushie.

When he finally managed to get his release from the Texas jail, the Texas District Attorney, Patrick Wilson, distributed a Wanted Poster nationwide.  He was picked up in Meridian, Idaho and held in the Ada County Jail on a $4.1 million bond.

That’s where he met Josh Hooker and Alex Gibson.  They wrote this book in 35 days.

Windsor lived in the Orlando area from 1969 to 1977, and he moved back in 2016.

A second attempt to murder him took place on May 5, 2017.

Windsor was disabled when an 18-wheeler hit him and knocked him and his little convertible airborne near Exit 265 on the Florida Turnpike.  Windsor suffered significant injuries, and he has been denied medical care because the personal injury lawsuit is still pending.  He can’t walk.

Windsor used what money he had left on medical tests.  He could not afford to hire an attorney, and none of the contingency attorneys would take the case because they knew Windsor was so hated by the judges in Florida and elsewhere.

He has significant medical injuries, and it is an open-and-shut case that should pay Windsor millions in damages.  But Windsor has been denied his legal rights to represent himself in Florida.  Judge Jeff Ashton has committed multiple crimes against Windsor.

Windsor obtained new information but was denied his effort to have the case reopened.  He gave it his best shot in 2009 and 2010, but every judge in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Georgia and the United States Court of Appeals for the Eleventh Circuit proved to be corrupt.

In 2010, Breitbart.com ran a story about Windsor’s case, and over 10,000 people contacted him to tell him their stories.  He had naively thought it was just him.

We have a gargantuan problem in America.  Over the last 15 years, Windsor has come up with a number of ideas to try to get our fellow Americans to understand the gravity of the situation.  Nothing has accomplished much.

Lawless AmericaWe live in Lawless America… a hopelessly corrupt country.  So, be fully aware of what you/we are up against.  Windsor hates to say it, but your only real hope of winning in a corrupt court is if you can afford to hire an attorney who will assure you that he or she has a relationship with your judge that should ensure you will win.

In 2011, Windsor brought suit in Case No. 2011-CV-200971 in the Superior Court of Fulton County Georgia for Violation of state laws. It was unlawfully removed to federal court where the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Georgia (“DISTRICT COURT”) never addressed the removal and never determined jurisdiction as required by law.

A series of Void Orders and Void Judgments were issued by the DISTRICT COURT, including Permanent Injunction Orders that purported to deny Windsor the right to file actions in a state court anywhere in America without the permission of Judge Thomas W. Thrash, a judge chosen by the corrupt powers-that-be in Georgia to deny Windsor just about everything.

Federal courts have no jurisdiction over state courts, but the law was meaningless to Judge Thomas W. Thrash.

Windsor was denied appeals by wrongful denial of In Forma Pauperis status. [RULE #31.]

This shut Windsor out of doing anything further.

In 2022, an elderly disabled woman in Waco, Texas asked Windsor to be her guardian.  She wanted him to save her.  Applying to be a guardian was not anything corrupt Judge Thomas W. Thrash had any jurisdiction over, but Windsor thought if he could get him to issue another unlawful order, he would have something new with which to work.

Windsor had filed Chapter 13 Bankruptcy, so that should have stopped the unlawful denials of In Forma Pauperis.  Judge Thomas W. Thrash took the bait.

Windsor fought him and the 11th Circuit.  When the 11th Circuit ignored the undeniable fact that Federal courts have no jurisdiction over state courts, Windsor decided he had to try the United States Supreme Court.

This is well-known to be an exercise in futility.  8,000 petitions a year are submitted, and an average of only 180 are considered.  Justice Clarence Thomas initially handles 11th Circuit cases, so Georgia, Florida, and Alabama.

On December 26, 2022, Windsor lost balance, fell, and lost all use of the fingers and thumbs on his left hand.  He’s a two-finger typist reduced to one finger.  Everything Windsor does now, including the entire contents of this book, is done with his right index finger and the mouse.

On May 15, 2023, Windsor filed a Petition to the United States Supreme Court arising out of orders in the DISTRICT COURT and the 11th CIRCUIT.

United States Supreme Court Justices 2023

Windsor was TOTALLY SHOCKED and ecstatic when a Clerk to Justice Clarence Thomas called to tell Windsor his Petition had been docketed.  He thought that was just a formality, but Jake explained to him that all nine justices of the United States Supreme Court would personally decide Windsor’s case.  Jake assured Windsor he wasn’t wearing a red shirt and khaki pants. LOL.

Windsor later learned that United States Supreme Court Case # 22-7648 will be heard on September 26, 2023.85

Jake informed Windsor that if he (Pro Se) won, it may be the first case in history to be won by someone who was not an attorney.

Bill WindsorWindsor’s research showed one guy beat him to the punch in 1971.  So, he would be the second-ever pro-se party and the first in 52 years.

This article summarized the situation on 9/6/2023 —  https://lawlessamerica.com/74-year-old-disabled-man-with-use-of-only-one-finger-will-have-all-nine-u-s-supreme-court-justices-hear-his-pro-se-petition/

 

Bob Barker & Me: Life in Cell Block 7 is a new non-fiction book written by three unlikely cellmates in Cell Block 7 in the Ada County Idaho Jail. William M. Windsor, Joshua P. Hooker, and Alex T. Gibson had never met, came from totally different walks of life and generations, but they became fast friends and wrote as they spent 35 days together in a 240-square-foot cell in what amounted to maximum security in jail in Boise Idaho!

The book is available now on Amazon.

 

Joshua P. Hooker

Joshua P. Hooker

Joshua P. Hooker is an artist and quite a poet.  Hooker is one of the three authors of Bob Barker and Me: Life in Cell Block 7.

He was a Tattooist at 208 Tattoo and was formerly a Lifty at Brundage Mountain Resort.  He is now a Mechatronics Engineer at Mark Joseph Design.

In 2020, he began Studies of Advanced Mechatronics Engineering Technology at College of Western Idaho.

He is from Cedaredge, Colorado, and he now lives in Boise, Idaho.

Hooker’s hobbies allegedly include West African Dancing, Learning Croation, Cha-cha-cha, Yodeling, Dog Agility Competitions, Pilates, Wheelchair Fencing, and Sled Dog Racing.

Hooker is highly cool.  Heavily tatted, I learned he was a Tattoo Artist.  Hooker admitted to me that he has a drinking problem.

He was apparently so drunk one night that he hit two pedestrians with a car and didn’t know it.

I discovered that Hooker was quite a poet, and that was what led to Hooker, Gibson, and me writing this book.

I tried repeatedly to get Hooker to write his own bio, but he can be hard to catch.  LMFAO.  As this goes to press, we spoke for the first time in 8 years.  I love Hooker!

Bob Barker & Me: Life in Cell Block 7 is a new non-fiction book written by three unlikely cellmates in Cell Block 7 in the Ada County Idaho Jail. William M. Windsor, Joshua P. Hooker, and Alex T. Gibson had never met, came from totally different walks of life and generations, but they became fast friends and wrote as they spent 35 days together in a 240-square-foot cell in what amounted to maximum security in jail in Boise Idaho!

Bob Barker & Me – Life in Cell Block 7 is now available on Amazon.com.

Alex T. Gibson

Alex Gibson

Alex Gibson

This is Alex Gibson.      

 

 

 

He is not THE ALEX T. GIBSON who co-authored this book. 

The Alex Gibson pictured is a fitness guru.

None of the three of us made the list of Ada County’s Hottest Mugshots.

We can’t find our great cellmate, Alex Gibson.  We hope he is okay and happy. 

Gibson is extremely intelligent and a loving father. Like, Hooker, he enjoys alcoholic beverages too much.

He had too much to drink one night, and he knew he shouldn’t drive home.  He wasn’t far from where he worked, so he drove to Maaco and parked in their lot.  He fell asleep at the wheel, and hours later, he was arrested for DUI.  He wasn’t driving.

Gibson did not contribute as many stories to the book in written form, but he was there offering ideas and constructive criticism all the time.  He was invaluable.  I consider Chapter 33 to be one of the funniest chapters in the book.  Please read it, but don’t be drinking anything at the time as you might spit it out from laughing so hard.

We do not believe Gibson is related to Mel Gibson, but we can’t be sure.

 

Bob Barker & Me: Life in Cell Block 7 is a new non-fiction book written by three unlikely cellmates in Cell Block 7 in the Ada County Idaho Jail. William M. Windsor, Joshua P. Hooker, and Alex T. Gibson had never met, came from totally different walks of life and generations, but they became fast friends and wrote as they spent 35 days together in a 240-square-foot cell in what amounted to maximum security in jail in Boise Idaho!

Bob Barker & Me: Life in Cell Block 7 is now available on Amazon.com.